It's a Butter Life

One of my favorite episodes of Kitchen Nightmares has always been The Fenwick Arms, due to Gordon's THE CAMPAIGN FOR REAL GRAVY. So much in fact it's inspired me to start my own campaign, THE CAMPAIGN FOR KEEPING BUTTER OUT AT ROOM TEMPERATURE SO IT'S BEAUTIFULLY SOFT WHEN YOU'RE MAKING TOAST:

And YES people of course I recommend only with a butter dish, I am not an animal who is fueled creatively by stupid dairy decisions.

JOIN ME, PEOPLE, ON THE CAMPAIGN FOR KEEPING BUTTER OUT AT ROOM TEMPERATURE SO IT'S BEAUTIFULLY SOFT WHEN YOU'RE MAKING TOAST!!!!