Life. It's Really Happening.

Earlier at Wegman’s I just happened to notice that as I turned to walk up Aisle 7 some guy was doing the exact same on Aisle 8 and if you don’t think that when we both popped out on the other end of the aisles at the exact same time I was in a state of ecstasy for which I would kill for this guy who I will now consider a forever soul mate then you are out of your goddam mind.