Xmastme Takes on the Justice System So You Don't Have To. Again.

The Trump Court Drama has apparently unleashed another burst in the industry for courtroom stretch artists.

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), "didn't you point out the absurdity of this shit all the way back in 2009?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:

What the fuck are these for? Anything else in the world we take pictures, or video even. We have pictures of other galaxies. Everything is a matter of public record. And yet whenever there's an article about anything from inside our hallowed halls of justice, it's accompanied by a Peanuts cartoon. What the fuck?