5. HA-HA!!

You can say what you will about Wile E. Coyote's maniacal thirst to eat the Roadrunner & what that says about his character but you cannot say he doesn't do it with whimsy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), "didn't you point out what a genius Wile E. Coyote is over a dozen years ago?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did!