Jerry & Moi

Via Bill Maher's latest CLUB RANDOM podcast:

BILL MAHER: not all songs are about sex
JERRY SEINFELD: oh, yes they are

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you point this phenomenon out over a dozen years ago?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:

Me: Okay little Timmy, that song you just heard is called Dancing on the Ceiling. What do you think it's about, little Timmy?
Little Timmy: I think it's a bout friends, and they're dancing! They're dancing so great they feel like they're flying!
Me: (shaking head, looking at index cards in my hands) Oh no no I'm sorry, it's about fucking.

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't Jerry steal ANOTHER joke from you just a few years ago?"

Sigh. Yes he did, faithful readers, YES he did.

Remember, Seinfeld...I may forget, but I don't forgive!!!