Jesus Freakin' Christ

It's bad enough he's always presented visually as suburban-hippy white guy Jesus Christ but is anybody else surprised at how dull & white the names of his apostles were considering they were from the Middle East, where the most popular names are Maryam, Noor, Ahmed, and Ali? To whit:

Andrew
James
John
Philip
Judas
Jude
Bartholomew
Matthew
Thomas
James
Simon

Is this the Last Supper at the Rotary Club? I mean, no Hunter or Dax; how much would these motherfuckers get a kick out of Stuff White People Like?

"YES Philip, Jay Bennett's original mixes for Yankee Hotel Foxtrot ARE superior to Jim O'Rourke's...write that down, Simon."