The Last 39,000 Times I’ve Used My Body Wash/Loofah:

1. “Don’t do like yesterday & waste a ton of body wash, just do a little squirt.”
2. Squirt one small, sensible drop onto my loofah
3. “Hmmm. That’s not nearly enough.”
4. Squirt a bunch more on
5. Shower
6. Spend 20 minutes wringing out the unused body wash