WHAT THEY ARE: Attention Amtrak passengers, train #82, starting in Boston and making all stops South including Provincetown, Springfield, Hartford, New York, Washington, DC, Roanoke, Richmond, Norfolk, Newport News and Virginia Beach, scheduled to leave at 9:59am from Washington DC, Union Station, scheduled to board 15 minutes before leaving Washington DC, starting in Boston and making all stops South including Provincetown, Springfield, Hartford, New York, Washington, DC, Roanoke, Richmond, Norfolk, Newport News and Virginia Beach, scheduled to leave at 9:59am from Washington DC, Union Station, scheduled to board 15 minutes before leaving Washington DC, will be delayed.
WHAT THEY SHOULD BE: This next stop will be Alexandria, in about 2 minutes. Please don’t forget your belongings.
WHAT THEY ARE: The next stop will be Alexandria, Alexandria, next stop. Before you leave the train look around your seat, first to your left and then to your right, or first to your right and then to your left, and take any belongings you brought on board the train today, make sure your laptop is in its bag, make sure to collect all jackets and clothing you may have with you, remember to look extra hard if any of your belongings may be a certain color so as to blend into the seat and make you not see it, once again the next stop will be Alexandria, Alexandria, next stop, don’t forget to hit pause on any videos you’re playing before closing down your computers, if you had pants when you got on the train please have them while leaving the train, do not sprint off the train the second we stop without even glancing in the general direction of your seat or the rack above you to make sure you’ve grabbed all of your belongings, once again the next stop will be Alexandria, Alexandria next stop, take any belongings you brought on board the train today and thank you for choosing Amtrak today.
No comments:
Post a Comment