YES, I Could Probably Come Up with Funnier Ones But I Can't Do Everything Goddammit

THE ONION just put out its list (well, in 2015 anyway) of The Best NBA Playoff Performances of All Time and these are my 2 favorites 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Dirk Nowitzki: In his famous “sprained knee game,” Nowitzki sprained his knee in Game 3 of the 2003 Western Conference finals and did not return
Bryon Russell: His seven points and four rebounds are likely how he will be most remembered for his performance in Game 6 of the 1998 NBA Finals