ZING! du Jour

(but seriously don't get me started on Red Lobster, I am not a man of business and I am not a smart man but the whole "Company A buys Company B and something something about Company A buying Company B's debt and jacking up rents/costs and then Company B suddenly goes bankrupt but we're going to blame the bankruptcy on their $20 all-you-can-eat-shrimp deal just reeks of total bullshit sorry snot sorrrryyyyyyyyy!!)