A Note on the 2024 Presidential Campaign

At some point Joe Biden should just say "you know what if after everything we've all witnessed since that day on the Golden Escalator to Turdsville you're still not sure about voting for me then fuck you I'm not gonna dance for you I'm not gonna try to get your vote vote over Trump, enjoy living with him and go fuck yourself; if I don't win I'm gonna go put my tootsies up on the beach and enjoy my grandchildren while you die of a paper cut because hospitals no longer accept non-millionaires."