ADDENDUM: also applies if you walk into the bathroom after someone else has blown up the bowl, just wait at the urinal until the next guy walks in and sees you.
Thursday, June 06, 2024
Advice for Young People. I Have It.
I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young gentlemen in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: if you have just finished destroying the office men’s room, as soon as you leave the stall scurry over to a urinal and wait there as long as it takes for someone to walk in and see you at the urinal, thereby dispelling any notion that it could possibly be you who blew up the damn place.
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