Happy Father's Day!

“LOOKING FOR THAT PERFECT FATHER’S DAY GIFT? COME ON DOWN TO WACKY WATTY’S LOW-LOW-LOW PRICED NECKTIES HURRY UP GOING FAST HE STITCHED THE GODDAM SAILBOATS ONTO THE THINGS HIMSELF HURRY ON DOWN TO WACKY WATTY'S: HE'S WATTY, AND HIS PRICES ARE WHACKY!"