Thoughts. I Have Them.

It shouldn't just be "Trick or Treat!", it should be “Trick or Treat or Tell Me Something About Being a Grownup!"

(Knock at front door)

Them: Trick or treat or tell me something about being a grownup!
Me: I spend most of my day worrying that I'll slip on some wet tile in my bathroom and crack my skull wide open.

(Shuts door)