Being bored trying to watch
Moby Dick made me think of
The Perfect Storm, a movie I've spent the last 20+ years under the impression I thought was a really good movie, and I am here to tell you people this movie is is shockingly terrible; the bar scene in the beginning - which feels like 3 hours - in particular is nauseatingly awful, and the entire movie's dialogue cringe rate
(DCR trademarked moi motherfuckahs) is rivaled only by
Rob Lowe’s epic St. Elmo’s Fire run. Diane Lane in particular needs to step up and take some responsibility for this unbelievable turd.
And no I'm not just doing this because I'm pissed at Clooney,
which I am, he was mostly perfectly fine throughout the movie.
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