Fruity Moi

I've come to realize that for some reason I'm embarrassed to let any stickers on my fruit show, which is obviously silly for two reasons: the odds of anybody popping in and catching me with grocery store stickers on my fruit are about the same as the chances of me playing on the USA Olympic basketball team in Paris this summer, and it's not like anybody would otherwise be fooled into thinking "wow, did Xmastime get this fruit from the fruit trees he's carefully nurtured & cultivated himself or did they come from the produce section of the grocery store he lives above?" 🤔 🤷‍♂️