XMASTIME SPOTIFY ROULETTE!

Last week I mentioned my brilliant idea of ALBUM ROULETTE; today my brilliance has reared it beautiful head with another version SPOTIFY ROULETTE!

1. You can do the following with any random song, or artist-specific, however you want. For my example below, I'm using The Kinks.

2. Think of it along the same vein as the ol' "should I get off for food at this Exit or risk hoping there's another one not too far ahead" thing

3. A song pops up. You can choose to either listen to this song in its entirety, or skip to the next one

4. Repeat as needed

5. The endgame is if you make it to a 5th song. If you've rolled the dice all the way to your fifth song, you have no choice but to listen to the entirety of that song, no matter how shitty it is...

6....which is the "roulette" part!

Decide amongst yourselves what winning or losing looks like, I can't do everything for you people even if it for damn sure always seems like I'm fucking trying; all I ask is that each time you play you Venmo me $100 thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanks!!

SAMPLE GAME (you're welcome!)

OOOH! Super Superslice, right off the bat! I love this song but there’s no chance Ray’s gonna let me down 4 times, so…let’s spin the SPOTIFY ROULETTE WHEEL, PEOPLE!!

BLAMMO! I was right, ANOTHER superslice! I’m feeling good, so let’s spin again…

OOOOOH DAMN! SUPERslice of all SUPERSLICES!!! Should I do it??? CAN I do it?? Am I feeling greedy enough…

Wow! Another slice! I mean not quite a Shangri-La level superslice, but a superslice…now I only have one turn left, do I want to quit here and enjoy this song I know I love, or push ahead. One more time & hope my luck doesn’t run out? YES! OF COURSE I DO!!! Let’s do this people!!!

GODdammit.  Now I gotta sit through 4 minutes of this turd. 😡😡😡 #BUSTED #ILOSE #SPOTIFYROULETTE