Friday, August 02, 2024

I Am a Simple Man

All I really want out of this thing called life is to ask somebody for money for a specific purpose but then I use the money for something other than that specific purpose and then the person who lent me the money finds out & they're really pissed at me for using the money for something other than what I told them I needed the money for and I won't tell him what I actually spent the money on but I do tell them I seriously needed it for something really serous and can we just drop it already goddammit and we get into a huge fight and everybody is pissed at me and everybody hates me but I refuse to reveal what I used the money for and even tho I never tell anybody somebody else finds out that I used the money for something like donating to an orphanage or something so that everybody knows I’m amazing & I was just trying to be quietly & humbly noble about it all so I can pretend to resent my newly acquired hero status; I mean is that really too much to ask?

No comments: