One thing I'm *guessing* will happen if Trump's elected will be the American taxpayer subsidizing the decision to have the government buy Twitter from Elon Musk for $44B.
Kamala economy speech today! Oh good is the media gonna let her ramble on for an hour & a half about "my Hot Wheels cars go vroom vrooom!" and then declare it extremely "presidential" when she makes it through without soiling herself?
Shithead Elon Musk is the answer to that age-old question, "who's an even less funny, less personally impressive version of Don Jr that can stick his tongue far enough up Trump's asshole?"Oh great, the Washington Generals of presidential transition teams:
Looking forward to Trump taking this useful debate point below & ignoring it during his 11-minute squealdown about why PORKY'S 2 has been so sadly overlooked, "so unfair, that Ebert was so nasty, so unfair..."
Half the country is chomping at the bit to re-elect the "grab em by the pussy!" guy but sure okay let's all pretend to be outraged the Hawk Tuah girl threw out the first pitch for the Mets.
I wanna hear all the nostalgic tales of fathers & sons at baseball games talking about the person throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game, I'm sure they're all more heartwarming than the last one. #hawktuahI get why the whole "is Kamala Harris black?" thing is so 🔥 online but is anybody at any point going to ask Trump what he means when he casually says that she's "not smart" every time he mentions her name instead of everybody just nodding along every time he does it?
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