BUMPER STICKER SQUAREOFF SHOWDOWNAPALOOZA '24!!!!!!!!!!!

"This is the land that fought for liberty
Now when we fight we fight for bread,
Here is the thing about equality
Everyone's equal when they're dead." - Gavroche, Les Miserables, 1862

"The only true equalizers are death and public toilets." - Xmastime, right now

VOTE GAVROCHE: 1-976-TIT-TIES

VOTE XMASTIME: 1-976-ASS-ASSS