Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Debate Wrapup

Instead of worrying about pleasing you people with some sort of structure I'm just gonna copy/paste shit I said last night whether or was in a text or a Tweet and if ya'll don't like it you ain't gotta vote me into the goddam Hall of Fame (I'm trademarking that phrase so keep on walking, losers).

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Have fun executing babies and eating dogs in Kamalastan sheeple.

I’ll be honest tho his hair looks great.

“Trump just ate one of his own turds on live tv but I’m really gonna need to hear more about Kamala’s child tax credit overlay structure plan. 🤔🤷‍♂️”

Does Turd Grandad not have someone to remind him to look at Kamala every once in a while?

Haven’t seen a grown man yell at me like this since my dad on report card day. 

If JD Vance eats a dog on live tv then I’ll vote for Trump.

One of the moderators pushed Trump on an answer so we’re in for about three weeks of off the charts fucking crybaby whining.
 
If Trump started eating some kid's hamster right now I’d vote for him.

AS IT WAS ENDING: We need George Bush to pop up right now, “that was some weird shit.”

“RFK Jr’s here with some black bear nuggets to cheer him up”.  
 
OH SHIT HIDE YOUR PETS GUYS:
 
I guess I cant use "Concepts of a Plan" as my porn name anymore 😡😡😡😡
 
Dude can stare at a camera. Credit where its due. 
 
She should say when he has his plan to bring it and she’ll slap it on the fridge. 
 
Shame none of this will change one vote.

ANNOUNCEMENT: I am putting Taylor Swift on official blast I dont trust anybody who blew an opportunity to play the greatest practical joke of all time by endorsing Trump for a hot minute. 😡

Oh, this one felt nice:
 
“It’s okay Mr. Trump, that was a rough performance…JD’s here with the gerbil kebabs.”

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