INT. CORN CHEX Corporate Headquarters Executive Conference Meeting Room for Executive Meetings
EXECUTIVE #1:"So, which celebrity should we get to endorse Corn Chex?"
EXECUTIVE #2: "How about a kid with a comically oversized head who spends most of his time desperately battling his crippling, curiously adult-level anxiety while futilely hurling himself over & over into a group of friends who spend most of their days insulting him and telling him they wished he'd never been born?"
EXECUTIVE #1 smirks, & leans back in his black executive chair thinking about the Christmas bonus he'll be getting.
THE END
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