Friday, September 13, 2024

Introducing: THE CLAPPER!

Companies should hire someone to be THE CLAPPER for big work events/meetings/speeches etc. The Clapper looks like just any other face in the crowd but knows when to get some applause going, playing the exchange of mics from one speaker to the next like Phil Spector behind the desk at Gold Star Studios, manipulating everybody else without them even knowing The Clapper's even in the room. Need one more big toast at the bar to make it feel right for the evening but the energy's sagging? Not for long, friend, not for long. Not as long as The Clapper's on the payroll.

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