Saturday, September 07, 2024

Makin' Some Changes Babe

I haven't had a drop of alcohol in 3 years, I've ordered delivery once in the last 6 weeks, I'm shoving fistfuls of fruit down my throat every day and yet after all that I'm still roughly the same fat fuck as 3 years ago, which is to say I am now officially going to start pulling for that most magical and desirous of all fat people's diagnoses: the thyroid problem that can be instantly cured with a prescription and removes all fault from the fatty.

WISH ME LUCK! 🤞

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