Meet the Xmastime Press

Everyone always says it's a miracle we've been a functioning democracy for so long but I think it's been a miracle we've been a functioning democracy for so many; with there being no danger of either population growth slowing down or the media deciding to stop doing whatever they need to do at every moment of the day to keep everybody's blood pressure boiling at all times because there's just way too much money in it, I think it's perfectly reasonable to say that if logistics weren't an issue (yes I am acknowledging I know this is fantasy) we could probably break off into 2 or 3 countries without any major problems and before we even knew it everybody'd be perfectly fine.