Lead singer of a huge rock band that fills entire stadiums discovers he has "the yips", i.e. can't sing to a crowd in front of a mic. So just like a certain Little League catcher-turned-blogging-superstar who just spent an entire summer bullshitting his way to the pitcher's mound between pitches instead of throwing the back back to the pitcher, he does that thing where singers pretend to be overwhelmed by the crowd taking over the singing, but instead since he has the yips he does this for entire songs which turn into entire concerts but...how much longer can this go on before his web of lies comes crumbling down all round him in front of 50,000 screaming fans?!?!!????!??!
LOOKING FOR INVESTORS, PEOPLE!! 💰💰💰💰
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