People with hair like mine should be able to have a deal with barbers. We start at $10. Every minute you finish under 6 minutes, I give you another dollar; every minute over, I knock off a dollar. It's called a free market, motherscratchers!
Meanwhile, today's evidence:
I stand by my idea, and do not agree with the person. It's not fair if the barber doesn't know the arrangement; nobody hates it worse than me when a barber or Uber driver tries to be Mr. Chatty McChatterson but I also know that they're just trying to be nice, whether it's because they know it will help them make more $$$ or they're just generally nice, and it's not their fault I'm a jackass who's deathly afraid of intimate small talk. And I'm certainly not arrogant enough to think that if any one of them had a choice between even one dollar more in their pocket or the chance to hear my incredible thoughts on what's inside my pretty little head they'd choose the $$$$$ every time and they'd be 100% right to.
XMASTIME RULING: this guy*'s a dick 👎
* of course it's a guy, have you seen the difference between men and women's hair for fuck's sake, you think women pull shit like this?
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