Sunday, September 22, 2024

Questions. I Have Them.

Why did hot buttered toast and cold cereal become the "perfect breakfast partners" when they're both uniquely suited to be eaten alone? With the cereal you have to worry that it's gonna get soggy if you don't eat it immediately and the toast you have to worry it's gonna get cold if you don't eat it immediately so no matter what one of them is gonna be kinda crappy, and yet every single ad or commercial I've ever seen for any breakfast cereal always has buttered toast right alongside next to it every time; always trusty Tonto to cereal's Lone Ranger. Whack, amirite?

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