State du Moi

I can't be the only person who threw my phone off a bridge the second I heard The Rewatchables put Holiday Road on the "Kenny Loggins Mt. Rushmore". I mean ffs; just three weeks ago I wrote:

I've probably heard Bill Simmons speak on more topics than anyone on Earth ("anyone else on Earth"...as in, where the fuck else would they be?") and time & time again he's shown that he doesn't know that the fuck he's talking about whenever he veers into music.

but even I didn't imagine I'd be so quickly vindicated. I mean wow. 😡😡😡😡