WAIT IS THIS REAL?!?!?!?!?

Might I humbly suggest:

LEAVE HOME: Glad to See You Go Get Me a Goddam Beer
ROCKET TO RUSSIA: Cretin Hops
PLEASANT DREAMS: The IPA Took My Baby Away
SUBTERRANEAN JUNGLE: Everytime I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Drink of You
ANIMAL BOY: She Beerlongs to Me