Friday, September 20, 2024

Xmastime So Sayeth, So Sayeth Xmastime

Of all the great ones who proudly made up the ever-popular sitcom trope of "simpleton schlubby husband with curiously attractive go-getting wife who somehow loves the loser no matter what depths of immaturity he plumbs", The King of Queens guy has to be the fucking tallest of the fucking midgets, right? Wife's ridiculously hot, he's got a job that's a perfect combination of brainless/recession-proof/benefits, neither one of them went to college but they own a house in Queens that has not just 2 stories but one of the biggest basements in world history, oh by the way that house when the show ended was probably worth about $2 million dollars I MEAN FOR FUCK"S SAKE even when confronted with having to let his father-in-law live with them it was Jerry Stiller, meaning even while he was driving everybody bananas he was fucking hilarious.

I think he's the GOAT, everybody. #respect

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