BREAKING NEWS: Broken Clock Right

Boss: Who do you read?

George Costanza: I like Mike Lupica.
Boss: Mike Lupica?
George Costanza: He's a sports writer for the Daily News. I find him very insightful...
Boss: No, no, no. I mean authors.

I've banged away at Mike Lupica for years over here in Xmastimeland, but apparently he read my post from last week saying the exact thing and has deiced to hitch himself to my star with this Tweet which, let's be honest, is the smartest thing he could've done in the situation.