Oh? Oh REally?

Oh we’re pretending we don’t know who shithead Jamie Dimon is voting for? Really?

"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), "didn't you point this phenomenon out over a dozen years ago?"

Fuck yes I did, faithful readers:

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FUCK THIS ASSHOLE