Saturday, October 05, 2024

State du Moi

The other day I realized the first aid kit box at my office hangs on a wall where the two hottest women in the office just happen to be sitting and without even meaning to they probably stare at the goddam thing for hours every day; while my search the other day for a tiny band aid to stop the “bleeding” from my paper cut did not appear to enflame any romantic arousal on their end (either one and either end), I wonder how it will go next time when I’m frustrated and need help looking for the “penis reduction surgery prep pills”.

I'll keep you posted.

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