I just asked The Barber if it'd be okay to rape a hot chick if I was about to murder her. He insinuated I'd be a huge asshole if I did that. I'm like dude, I'm about to murder her! I'd hafta be an awful guy anyway!! The killing he didn't flinch at. But having my way with her first? Now I'm an asshole!!!
I gotta be honest here. If I'm about to slash Pamela Anderson's throat, I think I might take a moment or two to enjoy myself first, if you know what I mean. I'm outta bounds for this? Really?
And now, according to one of my all-time BBC ladies Daisy Haggard, I see this really IS a thing, so....in your stupid face, The Barber!!
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