Tuesday, October 29, 2024

Xmastime So Sayeth, So Sayeth Xmastime

While Day 1 of an Xmastime Presidency will of course be devoted to making it legal for adults to order off the kiddie menu, my solemn promise to ALL Americans is that by the end of Day 2 it will only be legal to run a goddam leaf blower on Saturdays between 2-3pm. No exceptions.

Thank you!

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