As I was sitting outside of Starby's - sorry, that's "Starbucks", you fucking rubes - earlier this morning two what-looked-like 10th-grade girls were walking by with a bag of popcorn so large one of them was struggling to carry it while the other one was swinging a half-empty 2-liter bottle o Cherry Mountain Dew & without thinking it totally through 100% I joked "hey where's the party at girls?" so if you don't hear from me for a while I'm probably in jail. 😬
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