I was disappointed Arno Valley is spelled with the rather oafishly phonetic "Arno" instead of the more French, sophisticated "Arneau".
Wait - on top of everything else Da Vinci was amazing at they're also trying to tell me this motherfucker was funnier than me too!?!?!?!?! 😡
All the talk about what a good drawer he was inflamed my passions of hatred for people who are gifted at drawing; my first dream as a little kid was to have a regular comic strip like the ones I loved in the newspaper every day, but I am a beyond terrible drawer so I had to give up that dream immediately.
He's maybe the single-most important individual in human history so far and "da Vinci" being Italian makes him sound very classy & sophisticated & everything we associate with old school Europe, but when I see his name in print I can't help but say it like the superfans on Saturday Night Live would, "DA Vinci!" 🤷♂️
Enjoy, motherscratchers!!
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