I wouldn’t say I have a “policy” on how to eat a sandwich, but normally I 100% make a point of starting with one of the rounded corners that I consider to be the top of the bread, i.e. the exact opposite of what I just did here. Like I said I don’t really have a set policy, but this is pretty much all I've been able to think about in the last two hours since I bit into this goddam thing like a fucking lunatic. 😡🥪
(And yes people before you even ask that IS how I like my women: fishy, fully stuffed & covered in mayonnaise. 👍)
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