I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young people in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: don't ever let the guy at the corporate office urinal next to you hear your piss stream, then he'll know when you're done & will be waiting for you at the sink for some fucking chit-chat; piss silently against the urinal wall if you must, and then wait the fucker out as long as it takes for him to get the hell outta there.
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