I had the rather brilliant idea this weekend for my nephew & I to form a company called TOUR GUIDE REBUTTALS; we lead groups alongside official tours and refute whatever bullshit their guide is telling them. I mean there's news/fake news/fox news/bubbles we all live in so why not extend it while making a few bucks, no?
"Here's where's Paul Revere started his famous midnight run, and we know-"
"Actually he didn't start anywhere near midnight, he did it early in the evening because his wife had been all over his ass about being out late twice already that week."
"REally? Wow, now that actually sounds believable..." (switches from loser tour to ours)
ka-CHING!!!
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