Sunday, December 08, 2024

Your Sunday BEVERLY HILLS 90210 Brilliance

A few days ago I posted the video below, rather hilariously pointing to "never forget that the entire reason Kelly became friends with Brenda in the first place was because she didn't wanna sit next to the fat girl. 🤔🤷‍♂️"

I will now re-pause to allow for your applause.

Meanwhile,  15 years ago this past Friday your all-time hero Xmastime had written thus thusly:

5) The ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ reruns I’m watching right now are from the very first season. I gotta say, I’m a little disappointed in how quickly Kelly, Donna et al accepted Brenda into their little group. Aren’t they part of the super-duper-snooty “it” group at the snobbiest school on earth? Yet Brenda’s barely out of her brother’s ’88 Chevette with Minneapolis plates before they’re BFF. Little disappointing. I mean, Brenda’s hot, but they’re ALL hot. Same with Steve – THE BMOC, supposedly the coolest guy in school, and he spends the whole first episode with the new hick in town (Brandon) and the local Vanilla Ice-wannabe-but-is-probably-too-gay-even-for-that guy (David.) Maybe I’m wrong, maybe I expect too much from my outrageously rich, snobby 16 year olds. Can a brother get some petty cattiness up in here for chrissake? Christ. I spend a lot of time hanging round outside the 7th grade at St. Agnes down the street, and those bitches wouldn’t cross the street to piss on me. No matter how much I offer them. They’re too busy being rich and aloof; now THOSE are cool “it” girls. Take a lesson, Kelly. This one’s dedicated to my girlfriend, Tori Spelling. Best. Horseface. Ever.

So...that's that, I guess. (To be fair my Tori Spelling joke at the end makes more since if you've read the entire post, fyvm.)
 

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