So We Beat On, Boats Against the Current, Borne Back Ceaselessly Into the Past

...I keep running into this motherfucker just about every goddam night; there's nothing worse than when someone's walking about 20 yards ahead of you and yet walks so goddam slowly that if you walk at your normal pace you'll end up syncing up next to each other for just awkward a long enough time to make you wanna scream into the night sky but if you try to walk quickly enough to overtake them you'll look like a goddam lunatic just about to shit his pants, so...🤷‍♂️😡😡😡😡