Saturday, January 04, 2025

Xmastime One-Minute Movie Ideas

Whiplash but it's one of those "white guy goes into the hood to teach and ends up learning as much from the students as they do from him" movies and after the first time JK Simmons yells at one of the kids they make fun of him to his face for about 20 seconds before sticking his head in the the toilet; cut to him in the teacher's lounge crying to all the other teachers who aren't even listening to him.

THE END.
 
"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you already crush that genre with another brand of your own comedy brilliance?"

Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did: 

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