XMASTIME WANTS

A streaming option that allows you to only watch the “A” storylines in the sitcoms you already know & love by heart anyway; e.g. one of my late-era favorites (there’s more than you think, idiots!) of The Office is Chris Gethard in The Target episode, every single moment with him/Dwight/Anglea/Oscar is legit LOL great, but since it’s a 22-minute episode with a bunch of other characters we have to find stuff to do for we keep cutting to the absurd shit that is Jim trying to convince Stanley & Phyllis to cover for him whenever he’s working his other job in Philadelphia (oh no! What WILL they do?!?!?????) aaaaaaaaaand Pam’s starting on her art mural in the warehouse or some dumb shit so how nice would it be to just get to hit a button & watch ONLY the main story for however long it takes, like 12 minutes or something, and then move on next episode?

LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN, PEOPLE!!!!