Thursday, February 27, 2025

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Scene!

Star basketball player in crunch time replies to challenge from the Coach in off-putting ways that end up costing them another timeout:

COACH:
3 seconds left, time for one last shot! Dammit Daryl, are you gonna come through for us?!!?!
DARYL:
Yes Coach!
COACH:
You always do, champ! Now, let’s all-
DARYL:
Breaking eggs and omelets, baby!
COACH:
What?
DARYL:
I got this!
COACH:
Great! Okay guys “Team” on 3, 1 -2 -3- “Te-“
DARYL:
They're watching us but do they see us???!
COACH:
What?

[HORN SIGNALS TIMEOUT OVER]

COACH:
Okay real quick, 1-2-
DARYL
9/11 was an inside job!

[COACH quickly pulls DARYL back off the floor, signals another timeout as the team slowly huddles back around them again]

DEDICATED TO COACH NORMAN DALE RIP 😢🏀

No comments: