Aging. It's a Bitch.

Being horrified at realizing one's 50th birthday means they're the exact same age as shoulda-been supercentenarian Wilford Brimley was when he starred in the can-you-believe-how-old-these-motherfuckers-look genre-setting film Cocoon has become something of a rite of passage over the past decade or so online but I’ve always thought becoming as old as Larry David was when the original mockumentary Curb Your Enthusiasm aired was more up my alley so I’ve been bracing for it for years and friends I am here to tell you that I flew past that marker exactly 195 days ago. 😭😭😭😭