Gee, Who Could've Possibly Seen This One Coming

1. Elon Musk “finds out” that a government agency isn’t working up to snuff

2. Demands the contract be given to another competitor despite no evidence of said agency not doing its job
3. What do you know, that competitor happens to be (insert company name here)
4. Which is owned by (checks notes)(checks notes again) Elon Musk
5. Rinse, lather, repeat