It's only a matter of time before MAGA declares Trump to be the second coming of Jesus Christ; if he wins there will be an immediate pivot to declare that Jesus was born in America, and within 10 years this will be considered standard doctrine.If Trump doesn't watch it he'll be usurped by his merry band of billionaires, whose latest ruse to get fucking stupid people to give them all their money & power appears to be because Jesus wants them to:I'm putting the odds of Trump at some point before the 2024 election declaring that people should vote for him because he's the second coming of Christ (if he could in fact stomach making himself the #2 in this scenario) and losing 0 votes because of it at approximately 100%.
Meanwhile, just now I notice for the first time that Trump's father's middle name is "Christ"? So now Trump gets to actually be "humble" when he starts saying "now now, I would never say I'm the son of God....but I am the son of Christ."
There is a 100% chance that sometime between now & the election Trump will start letting his base know that maybe, just maybe he is the second coming of Jesus Christ and while this should make your eyes immediately start rolling, when you look at the 10 Commandments it would seem that maybe he is God based on how whiny & needy they both are. 🤔🤷♂️
If you're doubting whether or not Trump's idiot followers believe he's the second coming of Christ, note how it literally never matters what he says, they will always twist & interpret it however they wish it to be just like they do with the one book they allow themselves to pretend to read.
“We were always taught as Christians to serve the meek, the lowly, the marginalized,” Ms. Stephens said. “I think we’ve realized that, if anything, the rich, the wealthy, the powerful need Jesus just as much.”
Great.
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