Classic Farts

This is still true, something I found from 2011 written by (checks notes)(checks notes again) me:

 

Ever had to fart really bad, but you're in the company of others, so you hafta suppress it? But after a few minutes, by the time everyone else has left you kinda forget to let it loose? And then by the time you remember "oh my god, I have to fart" again, other people have since shown up, forcing you to have to suppress it AGAIN? And, of course, woe be unto he for whom wind must be kept thrice.

BONUS: some real hilarious shit in there about Snooki (remember those days??????? 🤯🤯🤯🤯)